miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

awwww-cute:

He is in denial about no longer fitting in his favorite puppy napping spots

Anonymous
why r u hating on iggy! shes such a good rapper

christel-thoughts:

christel-thoughts:

gardenlouis:

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I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

AND SHE’S A TERRIBLE RAPPER

reblogging again because the last two tweets are why i don’t feel the need to protect her against misogyny. she’s a female misogynist and slut-shamer. has she apologized for those or what?

frenums:

*makes pasta* i love to have a good time

beyoncebeytwice:

magicconchshell:

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

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dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

fries-and-bowties:

The skeleton war is killing more.

superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

*tamp tamp*

superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

thecutestofthecute:

blueberryfoxcake:

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

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