Me: Can I get a water?
Waiter: Is Pepsi water okay?

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

andreosnightfever:

WE’RE TALKIN’ IT UP

I need to go to sleep my dad is teaching me to drive stick tomorrow

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phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

eatyourpie:

Rev Kate Bottley reacting to the first gay couple to marry legally in the UK 

wham bam thankyou ma’am.

peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

plangsilp:

q:-/ (me being dubious with a snapback on)

blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

I listen to I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor on spotify and then it comes on the radio 20 minutes later 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Two nerds

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