android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
He is in denial about no longer fitting in his favorite puppy napping spots
Anonymouswhy r u hating on iggy! shes such a good rapper
AND SHE’S A TERRIBLE RAPPER
reblogging again because the last two tweets are why i don’t feel the need to protect her against misogyny. she’s a female misogynist and slut-shamer. has she apologized for those or what?
*makes pasta* i love to have a good time
[fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bad I had to pee.
I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
The skeleton war is killing more.
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!
"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"